What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:20
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are some interests in sharing pictures of wives?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
What lowers a fever the quickest?
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
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Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
What do you like about McDonald's?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Swap Out The Dated Eucalyptus Decor Trend For This More Modern Option - House Digest
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
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Still no good
Still no good.
No way